Saturday, April 28, 2007

Pants not zipped.

Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Tooter.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Obedience test.

Just a simple test of obedience.


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Can she be that stupid?

Just 2 hours ago, one of the new staff was typing on the typewriter and turned to our supervisor, Kevin, and told him that she almost out of typing paper.Kevin answered, "Just use copier machine paper.". He was busy so he didn't really bothered refilling it, and asking her to go out and buy a new stack would be troublesome. So with that, my new colleague took her last remaining blank piece of paper and put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

what the heck...she could've just taken the paper from the photocopy machine paper at the bottom lol.

so dumb.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Chips, anyone?

All hail my fat rodent, Chips. Holding nut.